The 2012 Olympics is costing £9.3bn - hope they got the logo free!

OMG The 2012 Olympics organisers have emailed me and asked me to be one of the 7,000 torch bearers!!!
Oh no, hang on, it's just offering me discount Paralympics tickets.

Masterchef judges know their veg

I love Masterchef UK - the judges are the best - 

John Torode, Michel Roux Jnr, and ol' Mr. Potato Head 

Sky - believe there's better

Thanks to my Sky-hating-rant audience for humouring me. You'll never believe their new advert! Ahem...