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22.12.14
The end of my world, the end of all my dreams! Coffee machine broke! I've been watching Secrets of the Castle, so using the skills I learned, I fixed the stupid mosheen using a chisel and a pencil. MacGyver points to me. #bestcoffeeyet #timetokeepthepliersnexttothecoffeachine #learnabouthashtagsinthenewyear
7.12.14
4.12.14
My cat is stuck up the tree, for the third time this week. I think we should have been warned when we bought him that he's a bit thick. And i think we should have got a discount. Big discount. Fela Kitty, stuck in the tree the other day; today it's raining. Same branch, different day.
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3.12.14
19.11.14
My cat has been stuck 40ft up a tree since 9am. The rspca said, helpfully, that cats don't die in trees. (Because they usually die when they hit the ground?) Anyway in trying to make me feel better Mrs Rspca lady said she'd once left a cat up a tree for five days. She actually told me to toughen up, forget about it and get drunk. Has anyone near to finchley got a long ladder or some booze please?
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