The 2012 Olympics is costing £9.3bn - hope they got the logo free!

OMG The 2012 Olympics organisers have emailed me and asked me to be one of the 7,000 torch bearers!!!
Oh no, hang on, it's just offering me discount Paralympics tickets.

Masterchef judges know their veg

I love Masterchef UK - the judges are the best - 

John Torode, Michel Roux Jnr, and ol' Mr. Potato Head 

Sky - believe there's better

Thanks to my Sky-hating-rant audience for humouring me. You'll never believe their new advert! Ahem...

News of the World - friend to charities

Phone hacking scandal reaches new low

Blatter seeks to improve his image

Multiple choice question of the day.
Sepp Blatter seeks to improve his image by:
a) signing up Ratko Mladic to the FIFA Council of Wisdom
b) moving FIFA HQ to Libya
c) giving just under £1m to anti-corruption and transparency champion Robert Mugabe
http://www.zimeye.org/?p=31866
(That'd be C then)

Football: FIFA scandals

Sepp Blatter's confusion after Placido Domingo is enlisted to Fifa's "council of Wisdom". 

7-6-11

Football: FIFA scandals

Sepp Blatter runs uncontested for the FIFA presidency after the only competition, Bin Hammam, running on an anti-corruption ticket, admits corruption (but Blatter knew, so it's alright).

27-05-11